Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Faiza2016-03-30 21:24:33
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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Francis Mrope2016-03-21 12:29:35
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Edward Lowassa2016-03-17 09:26:34
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ
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Lucy Mushi2016-03-17 02:11:19
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Paul Kamau2016-03-16 00:46:03
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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Jaffar2016-03-14 18:39:53
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Violet Mumo2016-03-06 10:20:15
πŸ˜‚ I’m seriously crying over here!
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Ahmed2016-02-29 22:57:29
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜…
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Robert Okello2016-02-28 01:39:06
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. πŸ™„πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
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Emily Chepngeno2016-02-23 10:57:43
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-02-16 15:59:14
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Janet Sumari2016-02-11 08:53:52
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Janet Sumari2016-02-07 23:01:34
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Robert Ndunguru2016-02-06 01:01:39
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Peter Mugendi2016-02-04 11:13:04
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Mwanahawa2016-02-02 13:39:26
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†
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Sofia2016-01-30 14:26:03
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Rose Kiwanga2016-01-25 00:11:28
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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John Kamande2016-01-23 18:01:22
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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Ann Wambui2016-01-22 11:00:57
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’