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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Sarah Achieng2016-03-07 02:30:09

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Margaret Anyango2016-03-05 01:58:31

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mazrui2016-02-22 10:03:20

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Esther Nyambura2016-02-17 07:28:48

🤣 Sending this now!

George Tenga2016-02-11 13:52:01

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Muslima2016-01-31 00:10:19

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Mwagonda2016-01-29 09:04:54

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mariam Kawawa2016-01-28 15:50:29

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Hassan2016-01-20 06:10:54

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Paul Ndomba2016-01-19 19:27:15

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Sofia2016-01-17 02:55:28

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Janet Wambura2016-01-07 19:33:28

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chiku2016-01-05 20:13:54

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Edith Cherotich2016-01-03 17:24:41

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Agnes Njeri2015-12-27 17:41:15

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mjaka2015-12-23 03:48:40

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Mchuma2015-12-20 14:53:52

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Maimuna2015-12-18 00:33:15

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Amir2015-12-17 01:47:33

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Hekima2015-12-09 13:09:20

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

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