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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:09💬 625 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻

Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Mary Kidata2016-01-19 18:37:58
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Betty Kimaro2016-01-17 16:20:27
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Yahya2016-01-12 21:21:30
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Frank Sokoine2016-01-11 07:39:42
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Anna Kibwana2016-01-06 22:51:41
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jane Muthoni2016-01-04 16:30:25
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Athumani2016-01-04 06:59:57
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Lydia Mzindakaya2016-01-03 15:07:43
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Fadhila2015-12-27 20:13:58
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Betty Kimaro2015-12-19 00:08:55
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Agnes Njeri2015-12-05 09:32:04
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ann Awino2015-11-30 01:32:21
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Raphael Okoth2015-11-23 08:52:13
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Kazija2015-11-20 04:25:30
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Jabir2015-11-14 03:40:43
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Kazija2015-11-10 20:30:18
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎
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Kassim2015-11-05 19:56:50
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abdillah2015-11-03 22:08:14
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Hekima2015-10-28 07:03:43
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Mwalimu2015-10-23 22:41:09
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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