What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Paul Kamau2016-05-13 14:28:50
I donโ€™t trip, I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿคฃ
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Nassar2016-05-05 02:34:04
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
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Shamim2016-03-30 14:33:25
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Mwanahawa2016-03-24 07:12:28
Why donโ€™t skeletons fight each other? They donโ€™t have the guts. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿฅ‹
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Nancy Komba2016-03-19 16:25:56
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Rose Waithera2016-03-16 12:19:37
I canโ€™t adult today. Please donโ€™t make me adult. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿงธ
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Kenneth Murithi2016-03-14 16:37:38
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
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George Ndungu2016-03-03 20:37:19
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! ๐Ÿ•โธ๏ธ
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Zawadi2016-02-29 09:38:01
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-01-30 02:08:11
Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Abdullah2016-01-15 08:51:15
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—
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Mary Kidata2016-01-14 02:51:19
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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Nassar2016-01-14 02:43:42
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Victor Mwalimu2016-01-12 02:36:03
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต
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Kijakazi2016-01-06 20:30:59
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Lydia Wanyama2016-01-03 16:20:32
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! ๐Ÿฑโ›ฐ๏ธ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2015-12-25 15:28:51
If you canโ€™t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฏ
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Jafari2015-12-21 07:17:06
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐Ÿง ๐ŸŽง
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Nahida2015-12-11 05:30:41
Donโ€™t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Joyce Nkya2015-12-04 14:54:09
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ