What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Salima2016-04-02 07:29:47
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Anthony Kariuki2016-04-02 06:29:39
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ€§
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Rubea2016-03-12 00:25:15
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Shamsa2016-03-10 00:32:51
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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John Mushi2016-03-08 12:27:00
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š
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Habiba2016-03-07 05:14:49
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Irene Akoth2016-03-04 22:15:37
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Sarah Mbise2016-03-02 03:07:21
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ“
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Mariam Hassan2016-02-27 06:30:08
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Shamsa2016-02-25 10:04:56
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Tambwe2016-02-25 03:28:29
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Peter Tibaijuka2016-02-24 19:25:10
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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David Nyerere2016-02-23 19:17:34
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ€£πŸ“ž
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Peter Mwambui2016-02-12 14:31:30
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Anthony Kariuki2016-02-06 18:10:06
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Wande2016-02-06 01:39:17
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Sharifa2016-02-03 20:46:38
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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Kenneth Murithi2016-01-24 18:19:45
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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John Malisa2016-01-20 19:21:06
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ
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Grace Mligo2016-01-18 06:41:30
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½