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What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:27💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?
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Answer: The turkey stayed in a "gobble-tel"! 🦃🏨

Explanation: This humorous answer plays on the word "hotel" by replacing it with "gobble-tel," creating a funny image of the turkey enjoying a little vacation before being roasted. The use of the turkey emoji adds to the playful and cheerful tone of the response.

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Saidi2016-01-14 19:09:55
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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Joseph Njoroge2016-01-14 05:07:57
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Betty Cheruiyot2016-01-11 23:21:58
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Jafari2016-01-09 05:56:09
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Bahati2016-01-06 09:30:49
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Alex Nyamweya2016-01-02 01:10:06
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Sarah Mbise2016-01-01 08:04:23
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Rose Waithera2015-12-31 11:08:25
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Janet Sumaye2015-12-30 22:25:23
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Saidi2015-12-21 04:44:25
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Edward Chepkoech2015-12-13 16:06:06
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Ruth Kibona2015-12-05 19:32:49
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Andrew Mahiga2015-12-04 20:13:03
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Nyota2015-11-26 18:24:45
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Joyce Aoko2015-11-18 15:10:56
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Victor Mwalimu2015-11-12 06:52:56
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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John Mushi2015-11-09 07:09:57
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Hellen Nduta2015-10-30 02:11:55
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Peter Mugendi2015-10-24 19:44:12
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Salum2015-10-20 02:18:55
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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