What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Charles Mboje2016-02-03 19:43:18
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Lucy Wangui2016-01-31 03:57:40
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Mwakisu2016-01-23 13:58:42
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. πŸ™„πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
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Joyce Nkya2016-01-17 05:04:00
Running is great. Unless you faint. πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ₯΅
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Nora Lowassa2016-01-16 00:52:20
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†
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Saidi2016-01-10 20:02:08
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Rose Amukowa2016-01-10 10:49:46
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Alice Mrema2016-01-03 15:22:13
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Maulid2015-12-29 09:48:50
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Bahati2015-12-27 04:28:07
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! πŸ₯·πŸ‘Ÿ
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Farida2015-12-21 16:39:15
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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David Sokoine2015-12-04 13:14:19
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Mustafa2015-11-17 14:18:06
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Issack2015-11-16 22:51:58
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Zuhura2015-11-16 02:33:42
πŸ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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David Sokoine2015-11-10 21:27:00
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Mashaka2015-11-07 17:41:58
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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Latifa2015-11-07 14:23:12
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌πŸͺ
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Anthony Kariuki2015-10-30 16:30:01
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! πŸ±πŸ’œ
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Faith Kariuki2015-10-28 23:21:46
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬