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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Sekela2016-03-04 04:42:16
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Richard Mulwa2016-03-02 07:09:54
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Miriam Mchome2016-02-25 20:07:49
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwanais2016-02-18 19:49:09
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Patrick Akech2016-01-30 20:45:45
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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Hekima2016-01-04 11:43:40
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Margaret Anyango2016-01-03 13:07:45
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊
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Mashaka2015-12-28 18:18:43
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Sarah Achieng2015-12-28 18:12:03
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Hashim2015-12-23 10:58:53
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Nasra2015-12-22 10:41:35
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Anna Mahiga2015-12-19 10:42:16
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Charles Wafula2015-12-12 15:32:52
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Jane Muthui2015-12-08 09:09:22
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Lydia Wanyama2015-12-07 17:20:09
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Yusra2015-12-02 19:48:49
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Shabani2015-11-26 18:35:03
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Bernard Oduor2015-11-26 17:37:48
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Furaha2015-11-24 03:48:47
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Sarah Mbise2015-11-08 13:53:50
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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