Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! πŸ€ͺ

Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! πŸ™ƒ

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Majid2016-06-23 00:46:51
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Khalifa2016-06-12 16:12:23
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! πŸ¦‘πŸ˜‚
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Betty Kimaro2016-06-11 09:11:46
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Alice Mwikali2016-06-07 17:20:11
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Sarah Karani2016-06-07 13:27:35
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Janet Mbithe2016-06-02 21:56:31
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Janet Mwikali2016-05-27 04:42:29
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Bernard Oduor2016-05-19 13:45:46
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
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Abdillah2016-05-16 07:17:18
😁 This just made my day!
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Mary Njeri2016-05-15 19:07:03
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Ahmed2016-05-12 11:26:42
🀣 This one got me good!
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Grace Minja2016-05-11 00:06:36
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Amir2016-05-09 12:44:05
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Amina2016-05-07 16:29:44
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Henry Sokoine2016-04-22 19:32:55
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Thomas Mwakalindile2016-04-21 02:39:17
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
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Aziza2016-04-19 07:37:59
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Ibrahim2016-04-12 23:52:31
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Elizabeth Mtei2016-03-23 14:17:55
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Victor Kamau2016-03-21 10:16:08
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†