Why did the skeleton cross the road?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Betty Akinyi2016-07-20 16:28:07
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Victor Malima2016-07-17 00:03:48
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Ahmed2016-07-16 14:22:16
I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Francis Mrope2016-07-16 13:35:58
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Grace Wairimu2016-07-13 05:32:42
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Rose Mwinuka2016-07-05 06:38:13
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Mary Njeri2016-07-03 06:08:42
I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ
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Anna Mchome2016-06-28 22:06:11
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Maida2016-06-27 22:05:18
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ
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Hekima2016-06-24 19:03:29
๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!
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Mhina2016-06-13 23:24:48
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Saidi2016-06-11 20:38:14
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James Kimani2016-05-09 16:50:06
I didnโ€™t see that punchline comingโ€”hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Kevin Maina2016-05-08 05:09:47
I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Josephine Nduta2016-04-05 14:53:55
Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ
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I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ
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Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura2016-03-01 23:03:36
Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ