What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Diana Mallya2016-08-31 04:46:52
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m dying!
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Azima2016-08-29 06:23:41
This is pure comedy gold! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Monica Lissu2016-08-20 03:10:26
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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Tambwe2016-08-15 08:35:54
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก
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Charles Mboje2016-08-01 11:53:48
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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David Chacha2016-07-18 07:09:23
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Diana Mumbua2016-07-16 10:22:16
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ˜•๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Mtumwa2016-07-06 16:07:53
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”
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Jamila2016-06-28 05:39:45
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? โœ‚๏ธ๐Ÿงต
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Bakari2016-06-22 05:36:31
This is the kind of joke you donโ€™t forget! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zakaria2016-06-21 02:59:20
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Ibrahim2016-06-19 21:22:44
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–
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Lucy Mahiga2016-06-15 23:55:54
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Lucy Wangui2016-06-15 04:46:04
๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Mashaka2016-06-07 06:29:19
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! ๐Ÿ•โฐ
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Patrick Mutua2016-06-05 14:40:20
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ
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Nora Lowassa2016-05-21 13:06:31
Whatโ€™s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐ŸŽค
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Mwajuma2016-05-16 16:55:01
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿค”
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Dorothy Majaliwa2016-05-15 02:11:37
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿงผ
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-05-14 05:46:49
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ