What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Abdillah2016-09-18 20:39:17
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Jacob Kiplangat2016-09-17 01:57:08
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Elizabeth Mrema2016-09-11 13:14:33
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Mary Kendi2016-09-04 21:45:03
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joyce Nkya2016-09-02 07:13:33
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Simon Kiprono2016-08-18 13:11:55
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Rose Amukowa2016-08-16 04:01:34
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Diana Mumbua2016-07-31 20:57:05
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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John Mushi2016-07-23 07:30:59
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mtumwa2016-07-07 18:43:46
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Chum2016-06-25 20:05:38
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Nora Lowassa2016-06-24 04:03:54
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Henry Mollel2016-06-22 21:42:58
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Latifa2016-06-14 16:32:39
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Samuel Were2016-06-12 07:25:35
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Maneno2016-06-05 20:12:19
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Zainab2016-06-05 10:03:19
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Shamsa2016-05-01 09:19:59
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Furaha2016-04-21 14:37:40
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Chris Okello2016-04-12 17:46:21
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳