What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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James Mduma2016-09-04 22:27:07
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Mashaka2016-08-19 10:18:50
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Mwajuma2016-08-03 04:57:59
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°
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Mwanajuma2016-07-31 12:44:37
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«
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Patrick Kidata2016-07-25 10:53:24
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Miriam Mchome2016-07-24 13:25:02
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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David Ochieng2016-07-17 18:47:47
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜…
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Raphael Okoth2016-07-14 01:38:15
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Mary Kendi2016-07-09 05:37:41
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Paul Kamau2016-07-01 00:47:00
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! πŸ€§πŸ’ƒ
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Lydia Mutheu2016-06-25 17:06:09
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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Aziza2016-06-25 01:09:31
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Stephen Malecela2016-06-24 08:04:36
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Aziza2016-06-08 21:57:54
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Mwafirika2016-06-02 06:47:46
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! πŸ„πŸŽ₯
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Majid2016-05-30 09:46:01
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! πŸ±πŸ’œ
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Grace Minja2016-04-29 15:23:05
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! πŸ±πŸ–±οΈ
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Shani2016-04-23 20:24:46
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Dorothy Nkya2016-04-07 04:56:07
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Alex Nyamweya2016-04-06 05:58:00
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ