What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“†

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Frank Macha2016-05-24 14:03:13
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Mwinyi2016-05-23 01:26:22
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†
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Stephen Malecela2016-05-21 21:44:43
The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ
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The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐Ÿ‘œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Patrick Kidata2016-05-13 01:53:23
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“
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Majid2016-04-29 10:20:53
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
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Edward Lowassa2016-04-20 20:43:10
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Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—
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Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
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Abdillah2016-03-11 13:55:13
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
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Peter Tibaijuka2016-03-05 14:38:18
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ
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Ann Awino2016-02-24 01:45:32
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Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Husna2016-02-10 03:54:15
Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„