What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:04πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! πŸŽ…πŸ§΄

Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! 🎁✨

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Zuhura2016-07-24 01:34:01
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwanais2016-07-16 23:00:10
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Masika2016-07-12 16:34:01
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nancy Komba2016-07-07 21:38:37
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Sokoine2016-06-14 01:47:46
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Michael Mboya2016-06-05 16:44:22
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
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Fatuma2016-06-04 11:02:58
🀣 Pure genius!
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Henry Sokoine2016-05-18 16:53:34
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Zakaria2016-05-10 21:03:53
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Edward Lowassa2016-04-28 11:37:32
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Monica Nyalandu2016-04-16 04:03:06
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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George Mallya2016-04-13 09:28:09
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. πŸ˜΄πŸ™ƒ
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Kheri2016-04-06 04:07:31
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Mhina2016-04-06 01:27:37
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Hassan2016-03-28 20:36:37
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Zakaria2016-03-27 05:43:11
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. πŸ›οΈπŸ’­
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Anna Mchome2016-03-20 23:04:32
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Mary Njeri2016-03-18 13:31:06
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Rashid2016-03-16 03:04:27
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Sumaya2016-03-11 03:48:47
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!