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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Joseph Kitine2016-06-17 10:54:14
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Samson Tibaijuka2016-06-15 06:50:28
I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨
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David Chacha2016-06-04 19:09:27
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Sarah Karani2016-06-01 10:29:47
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Betty Cheruiyot2016-06-01 08:51:18
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sharifa2016-05-29 11:37:53
😆 That punchline!
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Juma2016-05-17 18:41:41
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Nancy Akumu2016-05-16 14:12:25
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Zuhura2016-05-14 22:37:31
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Zakaria2016-05-13 04:56:00
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Mwachumu2016-05-07 23:38:42
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Tabitha Okumu2016-05-07 00:21:51
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Samuel Were2016-05-01 10:26:31
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️
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Nchi2016-04-23 15:43:12
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Nahida2016-04-22 11:50:37
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Lucy Wangui2016-04-17 12:18:54
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Charles Mchome2016-04-16 06:52:51
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Patrick Mutua2016-04-16 04:07:43
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Charles Wafula2016-03-31 22:34:57
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Abubakari2016-03-31 05:33:30
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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