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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Daudi2016-06-17 03:32:26
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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Carol Nyakio2016-06-04 09:13:11
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Mary Mrope2016-05-16 16:42:47
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Sharon Kibiru2016-04-19 10:32:00
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Dorothy Majaliwa2016-04-08 08:30:59
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Joseph Kitine2016-04-06 15:01:27
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Furaha2016-03-06 22:33:10
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Shukuru2016-03-04 19:54:16
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Nahida2016-03-03 01:50:21
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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Khatib2016-02-29 00:55:20
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Arifa2016-02-22 14:42:24
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-02-16 22:55:38
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Betty Cheruiyot2016-02-15 20:34:11
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Samuel Were2016-02-14 02:45:38
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Omar2016-02-08 12:44:52
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Nuru2016-02-07 08:49:00
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ibrahim2016-01-29 04:40:57
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Sultan2016-01-25 00:10:49
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Patrick Kidata2016-01-24 03:49:10
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Wilson Ombati2016-01-21 16:28:15
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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