What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Joseph Njoroge2016-06-06 13:46:17
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Lydia Mzindakaya2016-05-31 09:27:48
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Abdullah2016-05-28 10:40:11
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Simon Kiprono2016-05-25 07:18:31
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Lucy Wangui2016-05-17 16:57:01
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Fredrick Mutiso2016-04-20 17:21:02
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†
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David Musyoka2016-04-18 19:04:30
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-04-16 04:36:53
😁 This is gold!
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Raphael Okoth2016-04-13 06:30:07
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Peter Mbise2016-04-10 02:02:30
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Stephen Mushi2016-04-02 15:39:20
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-04-01 00:54:52
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Grace Njuguna2016-03-27 18:16:50
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! πŸ¦¨βš–οΈ
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-03-18 23:46:49
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Husna2016-03-09 23:37:23
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Mwajuma2016-03-07 23:14:41
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. πŸ¦πŸ’Έ
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James Mduma2016-02-24 10:26:00
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Wilson Ombati2016-02-12 13:07:59
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Grace Majaliwa2016-02-12 01:13:03
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†
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Stephen Kangethe2016-02-11 00:26:51
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„