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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Edward Chepkoech2016-05-27 04:24:02
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Lucy Wangui2016-05-25 11:18:26
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Farida2016-05-17 12:18:36
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Rahma2016-05-16 05:58:01
😁 This just made my day!
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Jacob Kiplangat2016-05-13 14:55:12
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Grace Majaliwa2016-05-13 14:35:01
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Makame2016-04-22 01:34:31
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Makame2016-04-19 02:22:57
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Simon Kiprono2016-04-04 09:58:19
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Grace Wairimu2016-03-19 22:34:00
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Edith Cherotich2016-03-01 21:19:29
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Mariam Hassan2016-02-22 19:56:18
🤣 This one got me good!
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Sultan2016-02-22 18:33:54
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Frank Macha2016-02-04 12:17:10
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Nora Kidata2016-01-25 11:39:01
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Lydia Wanyama2016-01-24 04:48:12
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Zuhura2016-01-15 11:56:03
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Nancy Kawawa2016-01-15 09:15:14
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Josephine2016-01-11 13:40:46
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Patrick Kidata2016-01-10 16:08:25
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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