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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Alice Mrema2016-06-24 07:20:20

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Otieno2016-06-19 02:42:22

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Kevin Maina2016-06-11 03:56:58

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Rose Mwinuka2016-06-09 06:02:51

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Tabu2016-05-31 19:51:54

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Mushi2016-05-28 07:27:33

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Salima2016-05-28 01:28:54

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Elizabeth Malima2016-05-19 21:18:47

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Michael Mboya2016-05-16 00:34:38

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Alice Wanjiru2016-05-15 03:19:43

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Moses Kipkemboi2016-04-29 11:45:54

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Linda Karimi2016-04-26 03:07:32

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Samson Tibaijuka2016-04-15 04:03:48

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Lucy Wangui2016-04-02 23:53:59

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Benjamin Masanja2016-03-25 21:10:18

🤣 This one got me good!

Andrew Mchome2016-03-25 12:14:05

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Nuru2016-03-25 04:18:03

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Anna Malela2016-03-22 13:39:10

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Joseph Kawawa2016-03-11 15:03:25

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Chiku2016-03-08 03:24:36

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

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