Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Anna Mchome2016-10-24 20:42:13
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄
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Ann Awino2016-10-21 02:27:24
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
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Lydia Wanyama2016-10-17 13:30:16
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Jane Muthoni2016-10-05 08:43:36
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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George Tenga2016-10-03 19:01:16
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Sultan2016-09-17 03:11:07
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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David Chacha2016-09-15 15:35:35
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Saidi2016-09-13 22:32:16
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Isaac Kiptoo2016-08-22 10:50:09
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Benjamin Masanja2016-08-22 01:38:43
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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Selemani2016-08-13 20:41:36
πŸ˜‚ This is a keeper!
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Violet Mumo2016-08-10 23:44:15
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Latifa2016-08-09 23:07:52
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ