Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Irene Akoth2016-12-25 23:44:40
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
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Rahma2016-12-21 10:36:27
🀣 This one got me good!
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Mwagonda2016-12-18 02:48:19
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πŸšͺπŸ˜†
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Chiku2016-12-09 09:50:33
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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George Mallya2016-12-07 22:05:10
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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Rabia2016-12-07 21:02:48
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Lucy Wangui2016-11-29 03:10:41
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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John Kamande2016-11-19 00:51:03
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-11-10 04:45:28
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mgeni2016-10-29 17:11:53
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Patrick Mutua2016-10-29 02:33:44
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Zakia2016-10-28 09:58:21
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Daniel Obura2016-10-22 14:29:24
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Sarah Achieng2016-10-19 16:55:01
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Joseph Kawawa2016-10-07 11:57:05
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Zuhura2016-10-07 11:39:59
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mary Njeri2016-09-08 00:51:26
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ
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Richard Mulwa2016-09-05 04:33:08
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Ruth Wanjiku2016-09-02 10:14:13
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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Rahma2016-08-31 07:07:13
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!