Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Stephen Kangethe2016-12-14 04:26:31
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Hekima2016-12-09 10:16:10
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Alice Mwikali2016-12-07 03:38:03
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-11-09 09:35:26
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Salima2016-10-26 08:02:31
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈβ€οΈ
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Margaret Anyango2016-10-24 19:31:01
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Mwinyi2016-10-19 11:31:47
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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Hassan2016-10-10 00:20:09
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Mustafa2016-10-05 03:16:19
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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Elijah Mutua2016-10-01 01:12:21
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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James Malima2016-09-30 12:58:57
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Joseph Njoroge2016-09-25 04:18:59
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
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David Sokoine2016-09-21 06:11:08
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Agnes Sumaye2016-09-13 01:44:10
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Halimah2016-09-08 10:15:05
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Samuel Were2016-09-02 15:41:22
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Victor Sokoine2016-08-26 02:43:43
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Ann Awino2016-08-22 09:44:49
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Lucy Mushi2016-08-15 21:11:23
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Peter Tibaijuka2016-08-08 07:18:12
Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ