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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Salum2016-09-26 04:05:38
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Hashim2016-09-16 19:36:51
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Samuel Omondi2016-09-07 08:27:27
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Lydia Mzindakaya2016-08-27 01:13:36
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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Fadhili2016-08-22 00:57:32
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwanaisha2016-08-16 15:04:58
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rose Mwinuka2016-08-10 13:42:00
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaidha2016-08-09 22:01:19
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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David Ochieng2016-08-07 12:01:39
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Victor Kamau2016-08-02 03:10:28
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Salum2016-07-31 20:05:49
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Alice Wanjiru2016-07-28 01:43:20
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mzee2016-07-24 04:28:54
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Alice Wanjiru2016-07-20 03:59:57
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mwafirika2016-07-17 04:10:23
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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John Lissu2016-07-10 08:37:45
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Mwanajuma2016-07-07 08:18:50
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Moses Mwita2016-07-06 23:39:20
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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Ndoto2016-07-04 20:56:09
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Philip Nyaga2016-06-25 11:20:43
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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