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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Patrick Kidata2016-10-03 17:18:04
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Salma2016-10-02 14:05:55
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2016-09-26 20:10:02
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Sultan2016-09-21 09:50:14
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Ruth Kibona2016-09-17 18:47:01
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joyce Nkya2016-09-13 18:52:24
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Saidi2016-09-11 11:17:57
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Kazija2016-09-11 01:42:40
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Anthony Kariuki2016-09-08 17:55:55
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mwajabu2016-08-31 18:07:29
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Hekima2016-08-30 07:50:34
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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George Tenga2016-08-22 01:28:15
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Lydia Mahiga2016-08-12 06:34:04
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Chum2016-08-07 01:36:04
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Mary Njeri2016-07-17 21:04:33
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Edward Lowassa2016-07-14 12:29:10
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Alice Mwikali2016-07-01 07:46:02
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Grace Minja2016-06-28 14:50:44
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Francis Njeru2016-06-25 00:15:48
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Lucy Mahiga2016-06-21 13:45:42
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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