What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Agnes Lowassa2016-09-11 04:12:34
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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John Mushi2016-09-08 11:14:26
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Violet Mumo2016-09-04 14:21:24
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Kenneth Murithi2016-08-31 08:28:16
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Robert Okello2016-08-30 12:47:02
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Faith Kariuki2016-08-24 14:23:28
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Frank Sokoine2016-08-10 01:54:47
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rahim2016-07-31 03:27:17
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Husna2016-07-27 21:48:36
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό
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Joyce Nkya2016-07-24 08:06:05
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Kiza2016-07-17 19:01:53
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Edward Chepkoech2016-07-15 09:17:05
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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James Kimani2016-07-12 23:13:53
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Diana Mumbua2016-06-28 16:39:38
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Anthony Kariuki2016-06-25 12:30:30
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Nassor2016-06-19 00:24:19
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Moses Mwita2016-06-18 16:59:56
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Jackson Makori2016-06-16 06:58:37
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Lydia Wanyama2016-06-12 14:34:40
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-06-11 07:16:22
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”