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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Joseph Kitine2016-10-02 16:36:37

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Shukuru2016-09-28 14:04:37

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Warda2016-09-23 17:28:12

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Ali2016-09-23 17:13:56

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Janet Mwikali2016-09-20 22:20:10

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Anna Malela2016-09-14 00:15:28

😆 That punchline was epic!

Joseph Mallya2016-08-25 22:28:01

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanaidi2016-08-21 20:25:27

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Rukia2016-08-21 19:44:15

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Betty Cheruiyot2016-08-18 12:49:00

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Janet Mwikali2016-08-14 06:49:51

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Jane Malecela2016-08-14 01:51:03

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Binti2016-08-11 16:12:54

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

John Malisa2016-08-10 21:31:09

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Vincent Mwangangi2016-08-10 09:38:39

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

John Lissu2016-08-10 09:30:25

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Jane Muthui2016-07-28 17:33:51

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Juma2016-07-13 09:09:31

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Elizabeth Mtei2016-07-10 02:28:30

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Janet Mwikali2016-06-24 19:44:18

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

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