Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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David Nyerere2017-02-28 01:35:29
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Patrick Mutua2017-02-25 07:17:53
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Thomas Mtaki2017-02-12 09:00:25
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Majid2017-02-10 08:44:59
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Salma2017-01-28 09:55:22
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Sarah Achieng2017-01-09 12:02:53
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Mwanajuma2017-01-01 12:28:07
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Chris Okello2016-12-30 00:11:29
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Mazrui2016-12-29 08:21:51
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Kenneth Murithi2016-12-28 19:19:27
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Nashon2016-12-25 16:29:47
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Joy Wacera2016-12-21 00:39:58
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Mary Njeri2016-12-12 08:02:36
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜
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Richard Mulwa2016-12-12 00:55:55
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Mariam Kawawa2016-12-11 17:07:30
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Shamim2016-12-05 05:01:33
🀣 This one got me good!
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George Tenga2016-12-04 02:37:06
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nora Kidata2016-11-20 23:33:18
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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James Kimani2016-11-16 17:56:55
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
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Charles Wafula2016-11-14 21:10:56
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†