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Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄

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Maida2017-03-30 08:11:08

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Mwanahawa2017-03-27 18:33:49

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Alice Wanjiru2017-03-27 02:39:34

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Zuhura2017-03-26 07:54:37

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Nancy Kawawa2017-03-26 01:57:56

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Rose Kiwanga2017-03-19 22:38:11

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Christopher Oloo2017-03-02 03:57:11

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Sharon Kibiru2017-02-22 00:01:45

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Alice Mwikali2017-02-19 14:08:05

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Ndoto2017-02-16 22:01:37

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

David Kawawa2017-02-15 17:02:01

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Nuru2017-02-09 08:17:54

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Fikiri2017-02-08 14:29:14

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Hekima2017-02-07 05:42:43

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mariam Hassan2017-02-07 02:49:36

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Jamal2017-01-22 22:11:56

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Betty Cheruiyot2017-01-14 06:45:14

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Christopher Oloo2017-01-09 02:17:46

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Omari2016-12-29 05:48:14

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Leila2016-12-28 18:09:23

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

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