Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Kevin Maina2017-03-04 01:52:36
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Fadhila2017-02-26 22:21:28
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. πŸ’‘πŸ˜Ž
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I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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Victor Sokoine2017-02-15 12:47:22
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Jane Muthui2017-01-23 15:57:57
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Mwanaisha2017-01-02 12:18:59
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Mary Sokoine2016-12-21 12:49:35
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Janet Mwikali2016-12-01 22:38:52
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπŸ™Œ
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I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚
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Kazija2016-11-09 13:13:10
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³