Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Mary Njeri2017-03-03 19:29:46
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Ann Awino2017-03-01 17:43:42
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! πŸ§¦β›³
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Charles Mboje2017-02-22 04:33:48
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Anna Malela2017-02-11 01:01:45
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Edward Lowassa2017-02-01 11:58:36
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! πŸ˜†
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Monica Lissu2017-01-20 11:16:23
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚
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Rose Kiwanga2017-01-11 15:09:29
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Charles Mchome2017-01-04 16:57:45
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mwakisu2016-12-23 07:51:01
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Rahim2016-12-22 07:57:12
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Josephine Nekesa2016-12-05 14:03:51
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Nancy Kabura2016-11-22 17:21:03
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·