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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Grace Minja2017-02-10 05:10:48

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Victor Sokoine2017-01-21 01:24:05

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

John Lissu2017-01-10 14:45:31

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Moses Kipkemboi2017-01-09 17:25:08

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Anna Mchome2017-01-02 21:34:22

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Thomas Mwakalindile2017-01-02 11:50:38

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Tibaijuka2016-12-28 16:53:15

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Amani2016-12-28 02:18:33

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Betty Kimaro2016-12-22 18:54:39

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Joy Wacera2016-12-19 12:09:21

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Rubea2016-11-23 02:24:00

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Grace Mligo2016-11-12 20:16:20

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Frank Macha2016-11-04 21:54:01

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Linda Karimi2016-11-03 08:28:21

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Mariam Kawawa2016-10-23 01:39:13

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Edward Chepkoech2016-10-15 03:28:06

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Esther Nyambura2016-10-11 20:06:43

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Chum2016-10-05 22:13:07

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Samson Tibaijuka2016-10-05 02:57:34

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nahida2016-09-27 00:47:28

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

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