What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-04-28 14:49:17
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨
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Furaha2017-04-26 06:07:51
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Nancy Kabura2017-03-16 20:01:16
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Janet Mwikali2017-03-04 07:57:11
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. πŸ™ˆπŸ˜œ
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Samson Tibaijuka2017-02-27 15:20:03
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Rahim2017-02-18 04:37:38
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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Umi2017-02-14 05:02:31
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Biashara2017-02-12 21:53:43
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! πŸ•°οΈπŸ›‹οΈ
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Fatuma2017-02-08 01:04:31
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Wilson Ombati2017-02-02 12:20:14
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. πŸ” πŸ€”
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James Malima2017-02-02 05:09:13
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Rahim2017-02-01 13:05:20
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Victor Kimario2017-01-27 10:29:24
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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Zulekha2017-01-26 02:04:27
I love my computer because my friends live in it. πŸ’»πŸ’–
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-01-22 01:52:32
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Violet Mumo2017-01-11 06:17:45
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! πŸ₯«πŸš«
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Tabu2017-01-09 17:48:02
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Alex Nakitare2017-01-06 19:16:11
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
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Mashaka2017-01-05 20:12:02
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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David Nyerere2017-01-05 10:45:36
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†