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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Sarah Achieng2017-03-01 10:04:43
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Agnes Sumaye2017-02-24 02:37:19
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Amir2017-02-14 07:08:15
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Issack2017-02-09 02:51:16
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
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Mary Njeri2017-02-08 07:36:43
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Alice Jebet2017-02-06 00:41:12
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Bahati2017-02-05 12:25:06
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Leila2017-02-04 05:25:36
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Agnes Sumaye2017-02-01 03:52:48
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Selemani2017-01-31 08:27:17
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Agnes Sumaye2017-01-29 05:39:09
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nchi2016-12-31 02:01:27
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Kijakazi2016-12-23 23:01:06
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwanahawa2016-12-21 12:26:51
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Joseph Mallya2016-12-10 07:41:59
😁 This is gold!
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Masika2016-12-06 00:35:36
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Mwagonda2016-11-28 02:11:01
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Peter Mbise2016-11-22 11:04:26
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Fikiri2016-11-16 10:15:47
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Monica Adhiambo2016-11-15 12:59:15
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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