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What has an eye, but cannot see?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:05💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has an eye, but cannot see?
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Answer: A needle! 🧵

Explanation: A needle is the perfect answer to this riddle because it has an "eye" at the top which is used to thread it, but since it's an inanimate object, it cannot actually see anything. It's funny to think that something with an "eye" is blind and oblivious to its surroundings! 😄👀

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Patrick Akech2017-03-11 00:36:53
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Umi2017-03-07 23:03:28
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️
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Shamim2017-03-01 03:54:09
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Fikiri2017-02-28 05:09:09
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Raphael Okoth2017-02-28 01:41:27
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nuru2017-02-26 23:14:14
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ali2017-02-26 05:51:46
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Agnes Sumaye2017-02-17 10:56:47
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Margaret Anyango2017-02-06 08:46:56
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Rahim2017-01-27 22:36:25
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Mwagonda2017-01-26 16:55:44
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Daudi2017-01-26 01:46:05
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Issa2017-01-21 01:14:17
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Edward Chepkoech2017-01-07 13:59:59
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Mahiga2017-01-01 11:13:42
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Halima2016-12-28 10:06:50
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Henry Mollel2016-12-25 17:08:21
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Baraka2016-12-23 15:20:38
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Abubakar2016-12-12 03:12:33
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Rukia2016-12-02 17:07:16
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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