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What do elves learn in school?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: 🧝‍♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨

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Mwanais2016-09-23 11:19:10

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Safiya2016-09-20 21:46:08

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Agnes Sumaye2016-09-19 16:13:27

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Catherine Mkumbo2016-09-16 14:39:12

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Daniel Obura2016-09-11 04:25:52

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki2016-08-27 06:13:36

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Jafari2016-08-25 04:31:28

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Kimotho2016-08-20 14:07:49

😆 That punchline was epic!

Yusuf2016-08-12 18:13:23

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Agnes Lowassa2016-08-11 22:38:33

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Henry Mollel2016-07-22 10:10:04

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Dorothy Mwakalindile2016-07-20 21:16:43

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Amir2016-07-19 16:15:19

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Shamsa2016-07-17 14:33:28

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Joseph Kitine2016-07-10 00:57:34

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Fikiri2016-07-02 10:56:35

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joyce Nkya2016-06-26 21:45:20

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Elijah Mutua2016-06-20 09:00:46

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Ali2016-06-13 21:43:51

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mwalimu2016-06-12 21:49:49

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

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