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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Daudi2017-04-28 23:37:43
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Grace Wairimu2017-04-27 08:15:33
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Shamim2017-04-27 08:12:53
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Susan Wangari2017-04-21 17:02:09
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Hashim2017-04-20 21:58:03
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ramadhan2017-04-13 01:52:27
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Stephen Kikwete2017-04-12 11:59:30
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe2017-04-10 05:21:50
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Fadhila2017-04-07 20:15:57
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Kijakazi2017-04-07 01:00:08
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kijakazi2017-03-30 19:41:50
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Athumani2017-03-30 13:07:50
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Daudi2017-03-29 07:10:09
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye2017-03-22 18:48:26
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Stephen Malecela2017-03-18 09:32:03
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️
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Andrew Mchome2017-03-14 17:53:10
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Thomas Mwakalindile2017-03-09 11:01:47
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Emily Chepngeno2017-03-02 20:35:11
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sekela2017-02-24 18:54:24
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mary Sokoine2017-02-20 14:26:42
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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