What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Martin Otieno2017-01-21 20:52:29
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Benjamin Masanja2017-01-17 11:48:36
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Baridi2017-01-14 22:33:22
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Mary Njeri2017-01-11 01:58:35
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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James Malima2017-01-07 00:26:19
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Edwin Ndambuki2017-01-04 00:06:58
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! πŸ’ΈπŸΉ
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Ramadhan2016-12-30 11:32:24
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Paul Ndomba2016-12-17 20:36:26
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. β˜•β€οΈ
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Joyce Mussa2016-12-17 11:58:16
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Fredrick Mutiso2016-12-07 00:23:09
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Grace Minja2016-12-02 14:47:30
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Michael Onyango2016-12-01 13:22:24
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Ahmed2016-11-26 20:09:01
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Joseph Mallya2016-11-19 11:39:54
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Wande2016-10-28 15:14:01
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Sharifa2016-10-26 21:35:05
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
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Hamida2016-10-15 11:11:09
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Josephine Nekesa2016-10-05 15:29:14
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Jacob Kiplangat2016-10-04 03:36:04
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-10-04 02:57:37
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚