Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:56πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
πŸ“„ PDF

Short Answer: πŸ•°οΈ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! πŸ”πŸ˜„

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‹

πŸ’¬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
πŸ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
R
Robert Okello2017-08-11 05:39:40
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£
A
Alice Jebet2017-08-06 22:43:44
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
S
Sofia2017-07-31 03:41:54
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
J
Jafari2017-07-30 07:09:26
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ˜…
N
Neema2017-07-26 14:33:12
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
S
Shamim2017-07-18 19:21:27
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
S
Sofia2017-07-10 17:18:01
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣
G
Grace Njuguna2017-07-10 13:31:41
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚
M
Masika2017-07-04 13:20:28
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
P
Peter Mugendi2017-07-03 14:39:36
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
T
Tambwe2017-06-29 17:33:00
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
W
Wande2017-06-18 09:15:24
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
A
Andrew Odhiambo2017-06-09 00:14:09
How do you organize a space party? You planet! πŸš€πŸŽ‰
S
Shani2017-05-26 08:05:51
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
L
Lydia Mutheu2017-05-19 21:56:35
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
G
Grace Majaliwa2017-05-19 17:31:19
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
W
Wilson Ombati2017-05-16 04:35:21
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±
E
Emily Chepngeno2017-05-12 04:19:19
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
A
Anna Mahiga2017-05-04 00:56:06
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
L
Leila2017-04-28 18:22:20
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨