Why donโ€™t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ

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Jane Malecela2017-06-15 20:03:51
Iโ€™m definitely telling this one to my friends! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Nancy Komba2017-06-13 02:08:57
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†
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Janet Mbithe2017-06-12 17:46:18
I like long walksโ€”especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹
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Elizabeth Mtei2017-06-09 02:48:03
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ‘€
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Farida2017-05-13 11:39:17
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! โ˜•๐Ÿš”
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Joyce Mussa2017-05-12 19:25:20
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Mary Kendi2017-05-11 14:19:13
I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Bakari2017-05-06 21:53:16
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโ€™re always catching bugs! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
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Michael Onyango2017-05-05 16:07:57
I always give 100% at workโ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜‚
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Bahati2017-05-02 00:55:04
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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David Kawawa2017-04-27 18:25:02
๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Sultan2017-04-26 00:05:18
Why donโ€™t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐Ÿ”๏ธโ„๏ธ
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Mazrui2017-03-30 10:53:39
I dusted once. It came back. Iโ€™m not falling for that again. ๐Ÿงน๐Ÿ˜†
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Mwanajuma2017-03-24 11:04:21
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿค”
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Charles Wafula2017-03-20 00:12:01
You canโ€™t make everyone happy. Youโ€™re not pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Moses Kipkemboi2017-03-18 20:41:46
Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Makame2017-03-16 01:15:59
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐ŸŒ‹โค๏ธ
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Hashim2017-03-07 01:46:47
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Mwajuma2017-03-04 20:48:22
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Kiza2017-03-04 04:55:26
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!