Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! πŸ₯šπŸ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! πŸ₯šπŸ˜„

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Peter Otieno2017-07-29 00:01:02
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Benjamin Kibicho2017-07-27 06:41:39
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Ali2017-07-21 03:12:53
🀣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Muslima2017-07-14 12:42:10
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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Omari2017-07-06 12:01:52
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³
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Joyce Nkya2017-06-29 18:53:00
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Anna Mchome2017-06-24 09:45:57
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘₯
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-06-19 20:34:26
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call meβ€”I’ll laugh at you. πŸ˜‚πŸ“ž
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Safiya2017-06-12 17:21:54
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Peter Mbise2017-06-01 22:43:23
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Masika2017-05-28 11:09:39
πŸ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Majid2017-05-27 09:44:21
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Mwalimu2017-05-21 01:31:17
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
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John Mushi2017-05-04 13:25:13
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Lucy Kimotho2017-04-28 08:50:45
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜
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Catherine Mkumbo2017-04-26 13:31:46
I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…
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Faith Kariuki2017-04-24 11:34:19
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Zakia2017-04-24 08:27:40
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joyce Aoko2017-04-19 14:33:10
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! πŸ˜†πŸ‘Ά
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Issack2017-04-17 05:52:45
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. πŸ‘ŠπŸ’¬