Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Benjamin Kibicho2017-07-02 09:38:45
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. πŸ¦žπŸ•
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Sofia2017-06-28 10:08:29
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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George Wanjala2017-06-25 09:03:37
🀣 Sending this now!
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Arifa2017-06-22 06:40:27
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πŸ’ΌπŸ’Έ
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Khatib2017-06-18 11:38:38
πŸ˜† I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Mary Sokoine2017-06-17 23:11:10
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Omar2017-06-11 18:02:36
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Henry Mollel2017-06-09 23:05:49
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί
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Andrew Mchome2017-06-05 12:56:49
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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James Kawawa2017-06-03 08:48:16
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Josephine2017-05-31 22:46:57
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Victor Mwalimu2017-05-29 08:58:45
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ
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Samuel Were2017-05-26 09:19:04
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Betty Cheruiyot2017-05-22 05:03:12
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Chum2017-05-21 11:36:56
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Lydia Mahiga2017-05-14 11:10:47
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•
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Francis Mtangi2017-05-11 06:20:36
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Mercy Atieno2017-05-04 11:05:53
πŸ˜„ You got me!
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Alex Nakitare2017-04-29 15:31:57
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'β€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🀯πŸ€ͺ
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Rose Lowassa2017-04-27 17:12:25
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯