Why did the elephant cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: To show the chickens it could do it with style! πŸ˜πŸš¦πŸ”

Explanation: The elephant crossed the road to impress the chickens and prove that it's not just a giant creature, but also a master of finesse. It wanted to demonstrate its ability to navigate the road gracefully, leaving the chickens in awe of its remarkable skills. After all, who would have expected an elephant to cross the road so elegantly? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜„

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Nancy Komba2017-07-16 23:11:31
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Peter Otieno2017-07-14 18:48:47
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Zawadi2017-07-14 07:51:48
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Diana Mumbua2017-05-31 09:29:01
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬
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Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Rose Waithera2017-04-25 23:22:26
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Selemani2017-04-13 08:13:49
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Diana Mallya2017-04-02 03:19:51
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
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I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Mwanaisha2017-03-12 01:26:31
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. β±οΈπŸ˜†
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Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. πŸŒπŸ˜…
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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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