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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Joseph Mallya2017-06-03 16:45:46
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Saidi2017-05-27 21:27:52
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Mwanais2017-05-21 14:21:22
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Alice Jebet2017-05-10 13:20:44
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Halima2017-05-01 13:50:47
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-04-17 18:50:28
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Agnes Lowassa2017-04-14 08:05:05
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Joy Wacera2017-04-11 18:21:35
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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James Kimani2017-04-05 06:58:10
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Masika2017-03-30 23:15:12
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Khalifa2017-03-30 01:39:51
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Kiza2017-03-29 18:40:26
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Mjaka2017-03-17 01:55:35
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️
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Mjaka2017-03-07 15:59:59
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elijah Mutua2017-03-03 07:00:39
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Zakaria2017-03-02 11:45:54
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Faith Kariuki2017-02-27 03:00:36
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Brian Karanja2017-02-19 00:32:43
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Margaret Anyango2017-02-18 13:34:52
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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James Malima2017-02-17 22:45:46
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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