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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Yahya2017-06-16 09:07:24
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Charles Mboje2017-06-12 18:54:35
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Rose Amukowa2017-06-11 19:32:45
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Samson Tibaijuka2017-06-04 07:43:21
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Sharon Kibiru2017-06-03 16:23:43
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Wilson Ombati2017-06-02 23:49:02
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Masika2017-06-02 10:05:58
😂 So funny!
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Wande2017-05-26 07:40:07
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Rukia2017-05-25 01:57:59
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Joyce Aoko2017-05-23 09:51:09
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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James Malima2017-05-22 04:32:20
😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!
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George Mallya2017-05-12 16:50:32
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Farida2017-05-09 13:51:31
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Issa2017-05-08 23:46:29
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Robert Ndunguru2017-05-01 07:38:47
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Janet Mbithe2017-04-25 15:05:44
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Abdillah2017-04-21 05:45:37
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Mjaka2017-04-17 14:50:00
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Charles Wafula2017-04-15 10:25:31
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Nancy Kawawa2017-04-09 07:20:10
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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