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What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Charles Mchome2017-09-17 17:23:17

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

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Ndoto2017-09-10 08:45:42

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

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Mary Sokoine2017-09-09 11:42:31

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

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Fredrick Mutiso2017-09-05 09:56:39

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

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Andrew Mchome2017-09-02 20:14:37

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

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Violet Mumo2017-08-01 02:30:40

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

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Andrew Mahiga2017-07-30 13:56:17

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

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Hekima2017-07-29 08:26:24

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

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Ahmed2017-07-10 21:15:57

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

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Frank Macha2017-06-30 22:19:00

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

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Rose Lowassa2017-06-29 07:47:38

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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Tambwe2017-06-14 03:07:16

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

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Henry Mollel2017-06-13 10:31:55

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

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Henry Sokoine2017-06-12 00:04:41

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

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Anna Mahiga2017-06-04 23:55:46

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

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Khalifa2017-05-23 12:24:04

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

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Alice Mrema2017-05-22 17:44:34

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

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Linda Karimi2017-05-16 02:18:48

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

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Binti2017-04-26 21:03:55

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

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Stephen Malecela2017-04-24 03:16:44

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄