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What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:55💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! 🏀🍖

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Henry Sokoine2017-08-30 13:23:54
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Rose Amukowa2017-08-29 08:52:34
😂 Gotta save this!
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Victor Mwalimu2017-08-01 14:24:59
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Nashon2017-07-20 12:28:23
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Dorothy Nkya2017-07-19 14:01:47
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Joy Wacera2017-07-16 19:37:24
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Hawa2017-07-11 09:35:28
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Sofia2017-07-06 18:44:02
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Benjamin Kibicho2017-07-01 23:39:37
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Kahina2017-07-01 19:56:54
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Andrew Mchome2017-06-30 18:31:26
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Esther Cheruiyot2017-06-23 15:41:12
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Fadhili2017-06-22 21:26:44
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Rabia2017-06-12 20:35:55
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Grace Mligo2017-06-12 18:50:50
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Catherine Mkumbo2017-06-01 13:20:20
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Anna Mahiga2017-05-26 18:58:22
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭
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Mwanaidha2017-05-16 16:54:52
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Baraka2017-05-14 16:57:28
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Makame2017-05-10 00:43:46
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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