What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Rose Kiwanga2017-03-31 19:29:33
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Mary Kendi2017-03-23 18:56:09
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Nancy Kabura2017-03-23 10:46:46
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Diana Mallya2017-03-18 10:41:24
I’ve got to remember this one for later! πŸ˜†
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Saidi2017-03-13 22:13:59
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Henry Sokoine2017-03-07 08:06:24
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Jackson Makori2017-02-11 19:29:54
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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Mwagonda2017-02-04 19:29:11
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Salima2017-02-02 02:45:00
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Stephen Kangethe2017-01-30 16:00:23
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
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Monica Lissu2017-01-24 06:20:58
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Janet Sumaye2017-01-11 03:15:31
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
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Zakia2017-01-09 02:52:00
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Nuru2017-01-09 02:01:19
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Rose Mwinuka2017-01-04 12:08:27
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
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Bernard Oduor2016-12-19 14:01:32
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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Rose Kiwanga2016-12-15 15:29:36
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Peter Tibaijuka2016-12-14 10:45:10
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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Stephen Amollo2016-12-12 23:38:12
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Francis Mtangi2016-12-08 15:33:02
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ