What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
πŸ“„ PDF

Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

πŸ’¬

Discussion

Comments are public to read. Sign in to participate in the discussion.

611 comment(s)
πŸ” Login required to comment or reply

You can read the discussion, but only logged-in AckySHINE users can post comments or replies.

Log in to participate
V
Victor Kimario2017-06-12 16:49:01
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
S
Sarah Mbise2017-06-12 15:34:56
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌πŸͺ
A
Agnes Njeri2017-06-10 23:35:12
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
M
Margaret Anyango2017-06-09 01:41:06
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
S
Salma2017-06-08 10:23:17
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
L
Lydia Mzindakaya2017-06-02 16:52:08
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
M
Michael Mboya2017-06-02 16:32:17
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
B
Benjamin Kibicho2017-05-31 01:17:34
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
E
Elijah Mutua2017-05-22 12:07:49
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
D
David Chacha2017-04-23 16:54:58
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
R
Robert Okello2017-04-15 08:58:17
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
H
Hellen Nduta2017-04-12 03:54:29
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! πŸ§ΉπŸŽ‰
J
Joseph Kawawa2017-04-06 15:14:14
πŸ˜† Bookmarking this!
R
Rose Mwinuka2017-03-24 13:37:32
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
E
Elizabeth Mrema2017-03-06 01:10:49
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! πŸŸπŸ˜‚
F
Furaha2017-03-05 03:34:16
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
J
John Lissu2017-03-03 12:43:56
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
D
Daniel Obura2017-03-02 03:17:30
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
J
James Kimani2017-02-28 11:46:37
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
P
Philip Nyaga2017-02-14 15:28:09
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. πŸ•πŸ˜