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What do you call a left-handed dog?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:33💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

What do you call a left-handed dog?

What do you call a left-handed dog?

A southpaw-pawed pooch! 🐾😄

Explanation: This funny answer plays with the term "southpaw," which typically refers to a left-handed person in a sports context. By combining it with "pawed," we create a humorous term to describe our left-handed dog. The playful use of the emoji adds to the lighthearted tone, making the answer even more enjoyable.

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Ali2017-03-29 14:24:53

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

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Anna Mchome2017-03-26 16:14:28

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

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Mashaka2017-03-22 23:59:53

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

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Zuhura2017-03-04 03:48:40

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

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Monica Lissu2017-02-16 15:09:21

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

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Peter Mwambui2017-02-14 23:56:29

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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Fikiri2017-02-10 03:51:52

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

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Mary Kendi2017-02-01 09:56:12

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

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Lydia Mutheu2017-01-27 00:01:35

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

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Nashon2017-01-24 03:20:44

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

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Kheri2017-01-23 13:09:34

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

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Benjamin Kibicho2017-01-23 11:24:09

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

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Mwanais2017-01-13 12:23:10

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

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John Lissu2016-12-30 06:59:54

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

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Stephen Amollo2016-12-28 03:59:08

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

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James Kimani2016-12-27 07:37:18

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

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Agnes Lowassa2016-12-26 02:28:32

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

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George Tenga2016-12-21 10:18:56

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

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Rubea2016-12-12 19:22:28

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

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Grace Mushi2016-12-12 01:35:02

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️